Proudly abusing every amendment.
| There is a culture war raging amongst our amber waves of grain; a rift between the elitists of the ivory tower and small-town values. We have leaders trying to provide healthcare to the citizens they're sworn to protect, academics openly expressing their disbelief in god, and gay people demanding the same rights as real people. This battle of biblical proportions is waged daily from sea to shining sea. It is a conflict which stands to unmake the very fabric of our society with no foreseeable end in sight. The good ol' US of A has been jonesing for a hero. What they got was the All-American Gun Show: four collegiates from Missouri State University who gather to bring awesomeness to internet radio every Thursday night, and drag Uncle Sam from the clutches of depravity. You're welcome. |
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It ain't no contest 'cause their ain't no cons to this deal. Click the logo above, fill out the form, andsend us a short - hopefully hilarious - titled either "Testosterone and the Essence of Freedom," or "Beer." One lucky winner will win the...
Grand Prize Package: Two tickets to the Missouri Cage Combat competition "Clash at the Cowboy 1," two hard rock albums, a Growl t-shirt and a signed picture of all four All-American Gun Show hosts in extremely manly poses.
Second Prize: Project Gotham Racing 4 for the XBox 360, a hard rock album, a Growl t-shirt and a signed picture of the Musketeers in slightly less manly poses than in the Grand Prize Package. Second place is first loser.
The Big Big Story: Terror from the Sty. Instead of, say, blaming the pork industry for creating ideal conditions in which to breed a potential new plague, the Musketeers decide it's the damn pigs fault. They're the ones who love to root around in their own feces. Is it humanity's fault pigs decided to be so delicious?
Special Guest: Joe Nickell, paranormal investigator and all-around badass.
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