All-American Archives
This page is the reason our website is bursting at the seams with concentrated awesome. That, and because the National Archives shot us down. Goddamn commies.
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| Instead of, say, blaming the pork industry for creating ideal conditions in which to breed a potential new plague, the Musketeers decide it's the damn pigs' fault. They're the ones who love to root around in their own feces. Is it humanity's fault pigs decided to be so delicious? Super Special Guest: Joe Nickell, paranormal investigator and forensic document something or other - Let's just say he's awesome, and we interviewed him. CONTEST: The All-American Mantest is in full swing! Would you like to win awesome prizes like cage-fighting tickets or XBox games? Then join the All-American Mantest today by visiting this link and writing a short essay on "Testosterone and the Essence of Freedom." (Or "Beer.") Many will enter, two will win. And then those two will battle to the death. |
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| Does God exist? Is he dead? Does he know the number of hairs on your head? Does he watch you while you pee? These are just a few of the issues discussed in this heartwarming edition of the All-American Gun Show. |
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| The Gunpersons debate exactly how President Obama will screw up the war in Afghanistan. He wanted this job, after all. Uppity Chicagoans... |
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| Washington D.C. was invaded by literally two million - or sixty thousand, same thing - pissed-off conservatives. (Everyone knows protesting is the only path to true change.) Our gun-wielding quartette salutes these valiant picketers for sort of doing something to potentially bring attention to the effort to some day stop Obama's evil agenda. Mission accomplished, guys. Also, we interview Rebecca Watson. We had a lot of questions for this prolific feminist skeptical thinker. Like, how does she maintain such a busy speaking schedule while attending to her womanly duties in the home? How do the men in her life get her to write such interesting blog entries? And, most importantly, has anyone shared the Gospel of Jesus Christ with her? |
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Some might think it was a heartfelt continuation of a long-held Presidential tradition, but here at the Gun Show, we know it was really a plot to brainwash our kids and start a secret and sudden revolt, Obama's soothing voice and pretty words lulling our children into attacking us in a hypnotic rage; an infant army vowing to build a socialist regime on our graves.
You can't make this stuff up.
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The Gunmen (and woman) discuss the current state of legislation concerning mind-altering substances, as college kids are wont to do. Then Dr. PZ Myers, noted biologist and cracker-bigot, stops by long enough to wreak havok on the Growl servers. Godless hooligan.
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Our inflammatory quartette discusses the role that religion plays in pedophilia and sexism globally, then interviews renowned skeptical thinker Dr. Richard Carrier. Also, dick jokes.
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The debate is raging over whether America should A: Join every other Western nation and assure health care to all of it's citizens; or B: Head to the shooting range. (Your hosts, of course, prefer the latter.)
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