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Meet the Musketeers.

J.D. Garretson

J.D. is the sort of person you learn to avoid. He writes stuff sometimes (as a columnist for the Missouri State Standard), does radio other times, and puts everything else on his website. A media major, his main contributions have been propaganda-related.

He's placed subliminal messages throughout this website that are subtly making you crave an ice cold Coca-Cola. Wouldn't that be nice right about now? Ice cold Coca-Cola.

Ryan Culbertson-Faegre

Ryan is furious. He argues as eloquently as he is able until he gets frustrated with people ignoring his logic and changing the subject; then he whips it out and blatantly mocks mo'fuggas. One time, Ryan beat up a velociraptor. If you make Ryan mad (which is easier than a priest on a playground), he may very well draw steel on you.

Ryan is an English major who has no idea what he wants to do with his life. Ryan believes in destroying his opponents. Ryan supports a government mandate requiring all firearms possess bayonets. He sometimes cries after he masturbates.

J.T. Eberhard

J.T. Eberhard is the co-founder and captain of the Missouri State Chapter of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He has spoken and participated in debates at several venues about the need to criticize faith or in defense of the virtues of reason. He is also the co-creator of the Skepticon series of events.

J.T. is a senior majoring in making pretty sounds who occasionally finds the time to scribble stuff online.

Katie Hartman

Katie majors in psychology at Missouri State University, and, despite being a non-believer and hence having no moral compass, she volunteers at an animal shelter. Weird, eh?

She is perpetually at odds with her arch nemesis, fellow All-American Musketeer J.D. Garretson. She also designed this website, which is much better than Garretson's. Like, so much better. You don't even know. And it doesn't even have a s****y web host like Yahoo.